pogledaj gdje je Borat promašio i onda to isto izbjegavaj dakle, samo handshake-no kissing...nemoj Profu povijati na ulici, nemoj kenjat pred Trump Int. Hotel & Tower...

oprosti mi paaaaaapeeeee, za sveeee ruzneeee riiiiiciiiiiiii!

kveščn za vas Amere, tj. one koji prate football, tj. Miles za tebe 

gledam nove vijesti o Seahawks (Shithawks u tvom riječniku) i čitam da je ovih dana njihov Annual Team Scrimmage...mene sad zanima WTF je to? iz par dodatnih informacija što se dalo pročitati stvar mi se mental picture što bi to moglo biti, al eto tražim potvrdu...jel to nešto kao Homecoming u high school? ono, neka vrsta otvaranja nove sezone za fanove?

homecoming u high school nema nikakve veze s ovim...ovo je neko predstavljanje za novu sezonu ili tako nesto...

a ja mislio da je homecoming isto uvod u sezonu...eto Mile sad si razbio jednu moju zabludu...iliti razbludio si me

ovo je (navodno) best of kompilacija iz američkih sudnica...briljantno:

>   ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
>   WITNESS: July 18th.
>   ATTORNEY: What year?
>   WITNESS: Every year.
>   _____________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
>   WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
>  ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at
>      all?
>   WITNESS: Yes.
>   ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
>   WITNESS: I forget.
>   ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
>      forgot?
>   _____________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
>   WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
>   ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
>   WITNESS: Forty-five years.
>  ____________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
>     morning?
>   WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
>   ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
>   WITNESS: My name is Susan.
>  ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
>     voodoo?
>   WITNESS: We both do.
>   ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
>   WITNESS: We do.
>   ATTORNEY: You do?
>   WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
>  ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
>     sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
>   WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
>   ____________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?
>   WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty
>   ________________________________________
>
>   ATTOR NEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
>   WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
>  ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
>   WITNESS: Yes.
>   ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
>   WITNESS: Uh....
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
>   WITNESS: Yes.
>   ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
>   WITNESS: None.
>   ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
>    ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
>   WITNESS: By death.
>  ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
>    ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
>
> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
>   ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
>  ______________________________ ________
>
>   ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
>    deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
>
> WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
>   _____________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on
>     dead people?
>   WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
>    ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?  What school did you
>     go to?
>
>  WITNESS: Oral.
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
>   WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
>   ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
>   WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
>     an autopsy on him!
>  ____________________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
>   WITNESS: Huh?
>    ____________________________________________
>
> 
>   ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the a utopsy , did you check
>for a pulse?
>   WITNESS: No.
>   ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
>   WITNESS: No.
>   ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
>   WITNESS: No.
>   ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
>you began the autopsy?
>
>   WITNESS: No.
>
>    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
>   WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
>
>    ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
>
>    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
> practicing law.

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